I'm covered in mud -- and I couldn't be happier. Just before 5 p.m. this afternoon, I joined my fellow Class of 2006 members at the tail end of the P-Rade, where we joyfully passed through the Bloomberg Arch and sloshed through the Poe Field mud in our first act as alums. But I'm getting ahead of myself ...
Along with the rest of the Class of 2006, my Saturday began with free Taco Bell in the U-Store courtyard just after noon. After about half an hour of enjoying Biblical Deluge No. 4, the skies finally cleared (sort of), and my classmates and I gathered on the Blair Arch steps for the senior class picture.
That important business taken care of, we were led down Elm Drive to our staging area for the P-Rade (with a brief detour to fill our beer jackets with beers and margaritas). Our next four hours were properly locomotive-filled, both given and received. Many of the older alum classes kindly stopped to chat with us and congratulate us. Actually, most of the alums (especially the older gentleman) really only seemed interested in chatting with one of the eight or so '06ers I was standing with -- the lone female in our group. Somehow, I don't think it was a coincidence.
As the classes passing us by got younger, they also got wilder (and we got drunker). The exploits of one friend -- we'll call him "S" -- were epic: He chugged Jack from a handle with two gentlemen from the early '90s, briefly wore an empty Miller Lite case as a hat, and finally received a giant kiss on the cheek from a lovely woman from the late '90s. Needless to say, he had a big smile on his face the entire afternoon.
Eventually, it was our turn to join in, and so we burst through the restraining rope onto Elm Drive, chanting "Ohhhhh-six, Oh-six-oh-six-oh-six, Ohhhh-six, Ohhhh-Six" all the way. I distinctly remember waving a half-drank beer can above my head as a rushed past my parents, who were watching from the sidelines, presumably thrilled that this what they were getting for the $160k.
From there, it was through Bloomberg and onto Poe Field. Frankly, I have no idea what was going on at this point -- it took all my effort not to face-plant in the mud. I ended up covered in brown goup nonetheless, but like I said, right now, I couldn't care less.
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David Baumgarten '06, Managing Editor emeritus